Noxious Nightmares

trapical:

imagine how hard life would be if there were no little preview pics on porn sites

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staceythinx:

Forms in Nature by Hilden Diaz is a light sculpture that casts shadows resembling tree branches on the surrounding walls.

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iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

This is actually quite average.

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lily-cats:

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Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

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stupidshortgirl:

iamawasteland:

absoluteblue:

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artalias:

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

… God help us all.

BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!!

Not to mention all the fics.

We’re all going to die

:,c

samsaranmusing:

This is the most common mantra in use in the world today. It literally means “The Jewel is in the Lotus” which sounds enigmatic but really has a deep meaning. Each syllable of the mantra in the Sanskrit language has multiple meanings. “Ma” for example means “creative force” it also means mother just as we see in languages all over the world “mater” “mutter”  and words like “madonna” and even “Mary”.  Om ma is “Amma” the name of the first creative force envisioned in ancient times as a goddess from which all things flow. This mantra is revered by the Gnostics as the “mantra of Christ” and see “Amma” as the “logos” the “word” from which all things emerged.

However, for all the deep spiritual meaning. It is the SOUND of the mantra which really matters. This is why people who speak many different languages do not translate this mantra. It is the sound of the Sanskrit words which have the power to focus our minds and to evoke the essence of spirit.

When we say “om mani padme hum” we should feel continual sense of “ooom” as we say the words. This rumbling “ooom” is felt in the solar plexus.  The words should be spoken in such a way that they flow, almost sung if you will. Not a distinct, clipped pronunciation but a flowing fluid pronunciation.

Try it wherever you are. You don’t have to sit cross legged on  floor. Say the words with different rhythms until you can feel the constant “oom” as you chant. Say the words over and over without thought until they are just meaningless sounds. Say them fast. Say them slowly. Find the rhythm that holds you. You will feel it the very first time you try it.

Sam.

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Oh man… I love this

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supermattural:

kingdizzy88:

dabaryah:

I tested Walmart’s brand of bottled water and I was shocked to see they sell the most toxic water ever. I tested for Total Dissolved Solids using a TDS meter and the number I got was 271. THAT IS THE MOST TOXIC WATER I HAVE EVER SEEN. Even NYC tap water TDS score is 39. Poland Spring is 42. The water is not even drinkable. I think it’s Criminal to even make profits from selling this water filled with sodium fluoride and who knows what else is in that. 500 ppm (parts per million) is the EPA Maximum but even though the FDA is corrupt their recommended is 000, which is pure.

THE ONLY BOTTLED WATER THAT READS 000 IS DUANEreade/Walgreens ‘NICE’ branded water.


PLEASE SHARE THIS INFO ALONG.

- anonymous

Damn wally mart… Damn… :/

ok wow i could of told you that shit was toxic without using science 

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stupidshortgirl:

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davedirk:

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lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

aw its like a little love story.

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bitchyhistory:

lampsarepeopletoo:

lampsarepeopletoo:

my mom walked in on my boyfriend and i naked and then 5 minutes later she slipped this note under my door

my mom responded to the situation by buying me a door knob with a lock on it

best parental reaction or best parental reaction

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